Office of Small Returns

A tiny receipt printer for one fictional, non-heroic bit of upkeep. The browser cannot run shell code; this page preserves the artifact, a verified sample, and the complete downloadable source.

OFFICE OF SMALL RETURNS
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Receipt 003

Today, perform one non-heroic action:
  test the pencil before returning it to the cup

Clerkly annotation:
  Potential is cheaper when checked in advance.

No redemption value. No emergency has been declared.

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